I've had a lovely afternoon down the beach with some kiddies, but my absolute favourite conversation of the day went like this:
Hannah: My friend nearly got stolen by a stranger once.
Ami: Well that's why I like you to stay where I can see you. Because I don't want anybody to take you away!
Hannah: That's okay, you just kick them in the balls!
Ami: *hysterical laughter!*
I didn't actually get the chance to enquire about who taught her that...